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It's a bad day to be on a plane. The pilot of a flight from Brussels to Newark died mid-flight over the Atlantic Ocean. The co-pilots landed the jet safely in New Jersey and the passengers were not made aware of the situation. And this morning Anderson Cooper's plane was hit by lightning en route to an interview in Washington, D.C. So yeah. If you're flying today... cancel.

Speaking of that Cooper interview, Hillary Clinton had to cancel because she fell and broke her elbow. Ouch. I can't even imagine how much that has to hurt.

Because we have nothing else to worry about in this country, PETA is pissed off because the President killed a fly. Thank goodness we have PETA around to remind us of what's really important.

Or, you know, we could talk about Iran. Protests continue today as the government makes an overture toward dialogue. But don't worry, Iranians, American politicians know exactly how you feel because they didn't get their way in Congress that one time.

Ugh. One in four South African men questioned in a survey admitted to committing rape. Almost half claimed more than one victim. I have no witticisms for this, sorry.

Today in signs the end is nigh, it's raining tadpoles (and small fish) in Japan. IT'S RAINING BABY FROGS, PEOPLE. Repent before it's too late!

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tinsoldier
Jun. 18th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
You know.. I'd just about kill someone I caught mistreating an animal, but PETA is loaded with some of the biggest whackjobs I've ever encountered. It's like the last thing I saw where they were pissed off about the Pikes Street fist market in Seattle, but ignored the damn puppy mill that had been discovered.

Jack even hates them.
stargazerspike
Jun. 18th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
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